Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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