I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
True strength comes from lack of pants
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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