I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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