seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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