did you get engaged???
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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