If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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