I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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