I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Randomize
