Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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