I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist