just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
jump out the window naked night went bad
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