good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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