so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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