so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I wish you could order shots online.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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