So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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