there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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