Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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