Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
your like the ambassador to my penis.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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