Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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