I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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