Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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