went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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