I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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