I'm jealous of your bromance
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
