you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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