Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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