I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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