No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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