she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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