she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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