My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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