I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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