I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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