first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
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i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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