so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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