i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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