also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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