Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i think i have herpe
just one?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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