nut hugger
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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