Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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