i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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