Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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