Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You need Xanax blowdarts
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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