i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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