i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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