Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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