They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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