what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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