Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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