why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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