D3 body, D1 cock
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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